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Topic: Valen.... god I don't even AAAAAA
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FALLOUTGOD
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posted February 13, 2003 18:31
 
 
....You all know what I'm brining up! It's tomorrow and if you read it then I'm sorry. This might be the best advice I will ever give to you. Besides don't piss in the direction the wind is coming from. So let us get on with this, I have brought you here today to ponder love and such. THERE IS NONE! It is all infatuation, so we have to learn to live with it. However that is not really the point. For you see every year on this cursed day we give gifts and usually get nothing back. Maybe a 5 seconds of apritiation "Hey!Thanks for the candy your so sweet! Now hand it over!" *munch munch much* "Oh those flowers are for me too?" *throws them in the trash along with my heart* Well this year will be difrent, I have purchased one box of candy and will buy flowers tomorrow. Why?!?! Well insted of WASTING money on multiple girls I have desided to wait and see which ones give me something. If they don't... well I don't care becuse it's their loss. If they do I pick out the one I like and give her the stuff tomorrow and say I'm sorry! If that dosen't work at least I didn't lose that much money as I would have before! No aplusse is necematrsdrd *gets cans and other sharp objects thrown at him by the female audiance* ... damn whores *retreats from the missiles* -------------------- xcuse me while i kill my self blow my brain across the wall fuck you all, how do you do fuck me? fuck you too and now i end this all xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
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jello
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posted February 13, 2003 20:01
I thought about doing a card saying on the first page: "I chochochooose you" With a nice heart.And then she flips the page and sees: "FOR SEXSEXSEX!!!!" showing a female on top of a male doing it out. All this in beautifull chrome style CG. But now we're the 13th and it's too late!!!! nooooooooooooo -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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jello
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posted February 14, 2003 17:05
ah man, valentine's day... and i didn't even masturbate! Heart in painfull fire, and broken dick, i'm left alone in another friday night to post on stgfc...well, i didn't understand ur story, ishootghoulsonsight. -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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