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Scotty the Great
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posted October 24, 2002 08:40
 
I was bored today so I began playing Fallout again, this time with only one intelligence. It was quite hilarious. The conversations were really interesting. Take a look at these:(In Shady Sands) Katrina: Welcome to Shady Sands, traveler. My name is Katrina. My job is to greet strangers and help them understand our village. We find that there are fewer problems if you listen to what I have to say. Me: Wubba! Katrina: It is a pity that you are dimwitted. We will have difficulty understanding each other. I hope the others in your vault are not like you. Me: Wubba-val? Katrina: Yes, I can tell you are from a vault. You have that look about you. I came from Vault-15, to the east. But I had to leave my home and now I live here. Hopefully you will find what you are looking for, even if it is just another place to live. I hope that your vault did not kick you out due to your wits. I do hope there is another reason. (Junktown) Kalnor: I'm sorry, the gates are closed for the night. Come back in the morning. Me: Hunh-huh! Kalnor: Come. . . back. . . day. . . (Junktown) Kalnor: You'd better put that away. Junktown is a friendly place, friend, and we want to keep it that way. Me: Uh, oh. Kalnor: Hey you, no weapons! And I don't care if your momma dropped you on your head as a kid. No weapons. (The Hub) Loxley: Bloody fine job making it through the defenses, mate! I'm rather impressed. Toss me your name! Me: Nuhhh? Loxley: Well, [Derisive sound], how did a total moron, such as yourself, get past my defenses? Sorry, no idiot savants allowed, we like good conversation here. Jasmine, show our drooling friend the door please. (Brotherhood of Steel) Darrel: Greetings, and welcome to the Brotherhood of Steel. Me: Duh... Darrel: [Laughs at you] Friend, I don't think you have a chance of getting in here. The Elders have a minimum IQ requirement for new Initiates. Me: [more] Darrel: If you were lookin' to get ahold of better arms, maybe you should try the Glow down south. [Darrel points south] Me: [more] Darrel: Here, take some Rad-X [Darrel gives you some pills] Me: [more] Darrel: Swallow these like this. [Darrel motions taking the pills and rubs his tummy]. Mmmmm yummm. Me: [more] Darrel: Wait, wait, Not yet! [Darrel stops you from taking the pills] Wait until you get to the Glow. Yeah, like I said, I was bored.
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jello
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posted October 25, 2002 08:24
hehehe, pretty cool... That's what I like about fallout, so much content! Gives a sense of realism, and it's interesting.
-------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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jello
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posted October 27, 2002 12:09
oh yeah, that loxley guy is funny too.(i did get the joke, just wanted to point out loxley's funnyness) -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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jello
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posted November 12, 2002 05:20
"the chick in shady sands about sex"hmmmm...I'll have to check that one out. -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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jello
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posted November 14, 2002 13:35
oh fucking elder! what a bitch. I used to get pleasure by saving and loading and finding new ways to kill her each time...I'm gonna whipe out that city next time i play -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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