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Scotty the Great
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posted October 24, 2002 08:40

I was bored today so I began playing Fallout again, this time with only one intelligence. It was quite hilarious. The conversations were really interesting. Take a look at these:

(In Shady Sands)
Katrina: Welcome to Shady Sands, traveler. My name is Katrina. My job is to greet strangers and help them understand our village. We find that there are fewer problems if you listen to what I have to say.
Me: Wubba!
Katrina: It is a pity that you are dimwitted. We will have difficulty understanding each other. I hope the others in your vault are not like you.
Me: Wubba-val?
Katrina: Yes, I can tell you are from a vault. You have that look about you. I came from Vault-15, to the east. But I had to leave my home and now I live here. Hopefully you will find what you are looking for, even if it is just another place to live. I hope that your vault did not kick you out due to your wits. I do hope there is another reason.

(Junktown)
Kalnor: I'm sorry, the gates are closed for the night. Come back in the morning.
Me: Hunh-huh!
Kalnor: Come. . . back. . . day. . .

(Junktown)
Kalnor: You'd better put that away. Junktown is a friendly place, friend, and we want to keep it that way.
Me: Uh, oh.
Kalnor: Hey you, no weapons! And I don't care if your momma dropped you on your head as a kid. No weapons.

(The Hub)
Loxley: Bloody fine job making it through the defenses, mate! I'm rather impressed. Toss me your name!
Me: Nuhhh?
Loxley: Well, [Derisive sound], how did a total moron, such as yourself, get past my defenses? Sorry, no idiot savants allowed, we like good conversation here. Jasmine, show our drooling friend the door please.

(Brotherhood of Steel)
Darrel: Greetings, and welcome to the Brotherhood of Steel.
Me: Duh...
Darrel: [Laughs at you] Friend, I don't think you have a chance of getting in here. The Elders have a minimum IQ requirement for new Initiates.
Me: [more]
Darrel: If you were lookin' to get ahold of better arms, maybe you should try the Glow down south. [Darrel points south]
Me: [more]
Darrel: Here, take some Rad-X [Darrel gives you some pills]
Me: [more]
Darrel: Swallow these like this. [Darrel motions taking the pills and rubs his tummy]. Mmmmm yummm.
Me: [more]
Darrel: Wait, wait, Not yet! [Darrel stops you from taking the pills] Wait until you get to the Glow.

Yeah, like I said, I was bored.

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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted October 24, 2002 15:48 LMAO! That is really funny. I might actually do that. With the one intelligence.
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Slurrydevil
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posted October 25, 2002 01:35

The worst is with one strength, you cant even carry what you start with. But thats pretty funny lol.

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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted October 25, 2002 08:24 hehehe, pretty cool... That's what I like about fallout, so much content! Gives a sense of realism, and it's interesting. -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Heero Yuy Vault Champion Member # 8 Member Rated:	posted October 26, 2002 00:04 I got bored with Fallout as well so what I did is put all the stats to 1. I couldn't get close to beating a single rat in the Vault 13 cave. -------------------- "I'll give you just one piece of advice... Dying hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted October 26, 2002 08:16 roflmao! Oh, I found another thing that you can do to make Fallout a little more interesting. Change your name to something different. For instance:
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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted October 26, 2002 18:05 lol That is just too great. I might do that sometime.
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted October 27, 2002 12:09 oh yeah, that loxley guy is funny too. (i did get the joke, just wanted to point out loxley's funnyness) -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted October 28, 2002 03:52 heheheheheh, yeah, that's why I decided to post that pic.
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Slurrydevil
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posted October 28, 2002 04:34

He has the best saying.

"Now we have gotten the pleasantries aside can I ask you a question? WHAT THE BLOODY, BLOODY...........BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!"

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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted October 28, 2002 19:21 I haven't encountered him while playing Fallout yet. Where in the Hub is he?
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Heero Yuy Vault Champion Member # 8 Member Rated:	posted October 28, 2002 21:26 You havn't found Loxley yet! He is by far one of the best characters in Fallout. -------------------- "I'll give you just one piece of advice... Dying hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted October 29, 2002 04:09 He's in the basement of that one building that's to the south of that one trader in Oldtown.
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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted October 29, 2002 12:22 Oh. Ok, I'll have to check that place out then.
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Slurrydevil
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posted October 31, 2002 01:15

Yeah and he gives you good quests as well

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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted October 31, 2002 19:37 Ah. I guess I missed a whole section of that place. I never noticed that part of town, so that explains why I haven't found Loxley yet. I'm just about on that part in my new game that I started the other day. I guess that I'll have to stop by Loxley then.
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MAD-Matt Outsider Member # 88 Rate Member	posted November 08, 2002 04:02 heh, got to dig out my Fallout 2 now and see what i can make that do shure i could get a lot of coments that'll be funny as hell -------------------- http://www.scooterdeath.com/ proud to be a crap farmer-MST3K
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted November 08, 2002 12:33 Yeah, from what I hear, if you play a dumb character in Fallout 2, everyone treats you like a retard (basically because you are one). The guy whose dog you're supposed to find (Smoke) completely ignores you and the Elder doesn't give you any money and repeats herself a lot (Go to Klamath. KLAMATH! Seek out Vic. VIC!) It's pretty funny.
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MAD-Matt Outsider Member # 88 Rate Member	posted November 08, 2002 12:55 sounds of a grown man luaghing his ass off and falling on the floor -------------------- http://www.scooterdeath.com/ proud to be a crap farmer-MST3K
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Slurrydevil
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posted November 08, 2002 19:10

Fallout 2 is so much easier with 10 intelligence, you get so many more opportunities.

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Heero Yuy Vault Champion Member # 8 Member Rated:	posted November 08, 2002 23:57 Really Slurry? No shit... J/K I am playing F2 right now and trying to do all these stupid stuff... -------------------- "I'll give you just one piece of advice... Dying hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy
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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted November 09, 2002 04:55 Lol. I was just playing F2 last night, and I was walking around with 0 intelligence, 10 charisma, and some other things. It was pretty funny. The people in every town would keep talking to me like I was a little baby. They would say like 'ga ga goo goo?' It was really funny.
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Raymondo2000 Wanderer Member # 87 Member Rated:	posted November 09, 2002 05:18 I always have a chr with 10 everything one thing I also liked about fallout1 was the "Tell Me About" option but they never put it in fallout 2 you cud ask poeple about stuff that never made it in the game [ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Raymondo2000 ]
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted November 09, 2002 08:51 Yeah, that was pretty nice (and fun). Too bad it wasn't in F2, I was hoping that it would be. But oh well, it's still a good game.
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posted November 09, 2002 22:34

You're right Ace, that last post of mine was pretty stupid.
Yeah I liked that thing, i remember it said something funny when you asked the chick in Shady Sands about sex.

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Heero Yuy Vault Champion Member # 8 Member Rated:	posted November 09, 2002 23:34 Hahahaha! Now that was a classic... -------------------- "I'll give you just one piece of advice... Dying hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy
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posted November 11, 2002 03:58

Damn, im so in the mood for Fallout now, guess ill crack out the ole' disc and find some more stupid stuff

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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted November 11, 2002 12:52 Yup Fallout and Fallout 2 were the first games I installed on my new computer. You can't beat a classic.
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted November 12, 2002 05:20 "the chick in shady sands about sex" hmmmm...I'll have to check that one out. -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Slurrydevil
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posted November 13, 2002 01:42

Damn, my sense of humour must have been terrible when i first played Fallout......*shrugs* mebbe it was something else.

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MAD-Matt Outsider Member # 88 Rate Member	posted November 13, 2002 17:19 i love vault city with 1 int., almost every one i talk to ends up kicking me out and the elder gets realy pissed at me -------------------- http://www.scooterdeath.com/ proud to be a crap farmer-MST3K
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted November 14, 2002 13:35 oh fucking elder! what a bitch. I used to get pleasure by saving and loading and finding new ways to kill her each time... I'm gonna whipe out that city next time i play -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Heero Yuy Vault Champion Member # 8 Member Rated:	posted November 15, 2002 15:45 Jello you sick person... J/K I enjoyed it as well fucking black bitch... -------------------- "I'll give you just one piece of advice... Dying hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted November 17, 2002 10:53 lol...... Not all is bad with a one Intelligence character. Look at this: Image is courtesty of Kharn.
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Heero Yuy Vault Champion Member # 8 Member Rated:	posted November 17, 2002 15:21 LOL! -------------------- "I'll give you just one piece of advice... Dying hurts like hell." - Heero Yuy
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