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Topic: LMAO, you gotta read this
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PIPBoy2000
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posted November 04, 2003 18:19
There is no way in hell that something called a "Buriza" is better than my Heavy Crossbow of Haste!!!Wtf is an SOJ??? Do you have one?? How about my Heavy Crossbow of Haste?? DIEEEE!!!! VILE SPAWN OF MEPHISTO!!!! BRB - Phone.... Funny shit... -------------------- 
I sometimes get lonely on the weekends...
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Ratty
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posted November 07, 2003 07:16
For those too lazy to read the article, I have selected few of the coolest quotes:"...the characters are all about as one-dimensional as an invisible drawing of an atomic particle that doesn’t exist. But in spite of this rather major shortcoming, I soon realized that the situation could prove to be advantageous. Who can deny the fun to be had in role-playing shallow, stylistic characters without motive nor purpose? Hell, it worked for Final Fantasy." "All you need to do is choose one of the four female characters (Amazon, Assassin, Sorceress or Necromancer)..." "The next step is to introduce yourself to the channel. Explain in no uncertain terms that your ex-boyfriend bought you this game just before you broke up, and how you’d love for someone to help teach you the basics. Make sure you utilize plenty of winking emoticons, and feel free to abbreviate words as you see fit...Once you’ve hooked the prospective saps (and believe me, it won’t take longer than a few seconds. This is the Internet, after all)...Then just as they rush in to do battle with said adversary type ‘BRB – phone call’ and idle for approximately twenty minutes. In the end you will have driven off all but the most love-starved of the online community’s bottom feeders (no pun intended). And hopefully you’ll have had some fun in doing so." "Ask why you can’t throw your sword at enemies. Don’t take anything for an answer.
Insist that there is no possible way that something called a ‘Buriza’ could ever be more powerful than your Heavy Crossbow of Haste. Also ignore queries as to why you are using a crossbow in the first place.
Ask what an SOJ is, then immediately proceed to question each and every player you encounter as to whether they have one available for trade. Offer your Heavy Crossbow of Haste in exchange. If somebody gives you one out of pity, exclaim that it’s ‘crappy’ and promptly sell it to Charsi." "I guarantee that you’ll see the expression ‘omg lol stoopid n00b’ at least seven-hundred times before your first hour of play is through. If not, then you’re playing single player, Doofus." -------------------- Yesterday we obeyed kings and bent our necks before emperors.
But today we kneel only to truth, follow only beauty, and obey only love.
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posted November 06, 2003 07:22
posted November 08, 2003 11:30
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