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Arcanus
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posted December 28, 2003 16:33
 
what!? thats cheating!*edit* It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. now we're even, bwahahaha.
[ December 28, 2003: Message edited by: Arcanus ] -------------------- quote: Originally posted by Ratty: You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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posted December 30, 2003 01:32
 
*thinks that Scotty shouldn't have created this thread*It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground.
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Arcanus
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posted December 30, 2003 08:06
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes.-------------------- quote: Originally posted by Ratty: You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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posted December 30, 2003 08:46
 
*thinks the thread became stupid as always*It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. -------------------- No one is perfect
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Arcanus
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posted December 30, 2003 10:28
 
oh yeah? It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes!
-------------------- quote: Originally posted by Ratty: You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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Scotty the Great
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posted December 30, 2003 11:02
 
*doesn't really care what the rest of the Proconsul thinks of the topic*It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland.
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posted December 30, 2003 11:46
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built.-------------------- No one is perfect
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Arcanus
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posted December 30, 2003 17:10
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it.-------------------- quote: Originally posted by Ratty: You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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posted December 30, 2003 23:55
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted.
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posted December 31, 2003 01:36
 
*thinks that Scotty should be removed from power for starting another one* It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted. Stapes shouts out 'It wasn't Gauss that ate the chip, it was...'[ December 31, 2003: Message edited by: PIPBoy2000 ]
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posted December 31, 2003 04:48
 
*thinks that Scotty should be removed from power for starting another one* It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted. Stapes shouts out 'It wasn't Gauss that ate the chip, it was...' Arcanus!who used gauss`s costume and made eveyrone think it was gauss.-------------------- No one is perfect
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posted December 31, 2003 06:38
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted. Stapes shouts out 'It wasn't Gauss that ate the chip, it was...' Arcanus!who used gauss`s costume and made eveyrone think it was gauss. Jim said: "Alas, it can't be Arcanus, because he is raging the wasteland as a zombie!"-------------------- quote: Originally posted by Ratty: You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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posted December 31, 2003 22:09
 
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted. Stapes shouts out 'It wasn't Gauss that ate the chip, it was...' Arcanus!who used gauss`s costume and made eveyrone think it was gauss. Jim said: "Alas, it can't be Arcanus, because he is raging the wasteland as a zombie!" "Elementary, dear Potson" said Slurry while smoking tobacco and a massive bud in a sherlock holmes pipe.-------------------- What is new is always evil, being that which wants to conquer and overthrow the old boundary markers and the old pieties; and only what is old is good. The good men are in all ages those who dig the old thoughts, digging deep and getting them to bear fruit - the farmers of the spirit. But eventually all land is depleted, and the ploughshare of evil must come again and again. - Nietzsche
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posted January 01, 2004 07:10
 
It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted. Stapes shouts out 'It wasn't Gauss that ate the chip, it was...' Arcanus!who used gauss`s costume and made eveyrone think it was gauss. Jim said: "Alas, it can't be Arcanus, because he is raging the wasteland as a zombie!" "Elementary, dear Potson" said Slurry while smoking tobacco and a massive bud in a sherlock holmes pipe. Suddenly, a shreeking noise was heard.-------------------- quote: Originally posted by Ratty: You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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posted January 01, 2004 13:38
 
(Scotty, now would be the good time to close this topic, seeing how it is past new years already!)It was New Year's Eve at the Community. everyone was watching Mr. Bean and dancing the Burger Dance. No one really knew what the "Burger Dance" was, but they danced it anyway. Scotty tripped. Luckily, as he stumbled and began to fall, he grabbed Stapes on his way down to ease the impact. Then Scotty tried some math and horribly failed. Which was probably because he had been drinking all night, like the rest of the Community members who chose to attend the party. Pip fixes up Stapes' boo-boo. Arcanus asks everyone to shut up. Silence falls over the room and everyone looks to Arcanus. Arcanus says: I have a special surprise to everyone! "I decided to become a woman!" arcanus screamed happily. "That makes two of us!" gauss shouted. "I call the first threesome!" Scotty yelled out. "Stop it!" Arcanus screamed and ran out the streets. Arcanus gets hit by a car. Meanwhile, back in the party, Scotty hands out a round of beer to everyone. PIP drinks too much and dies of a heart attack. PIP is ressurrected. A dude in power armor barges in and desintegrates pip, beyond resurrection, and arcanus died at the hospital. Stapes walks into the hospital with a sling made by PIP to get his arm unbroken, and sees Arcanus' dead body laying on the ground. The dead body arises and chases Stapes. A Nuke from pissed aliens drops on earth and kills everyone beyond ressurection,beyond becoming undead and beyond any shit you can think of. But wait! The people in the community survived and arose from the ashes! They set out then with the intent of rebuilding the wasteland. And so,vault 69 was built. Everyone lived there happily, until Gauss broke the waterchip while trying to eat it. "Damn it Gauss, just because it's a chip doesn't mean you can eat it!" Scotty shouted. Stapes shouts out 'It wasn't Gauss that ate the chip, it was...' Arcanus!who used gauss`s costume and made eveyrone think it was gauss. Jim said: "Alas, it can't be Arcanus, because he is raging the wasteland as a zombie!" "Elementary, dear Potson" said Slurry while smoking tobacco and a massive bud in a sherlock holmes pipe. Suddenly, a shreeking noise was heard. After the shriek, all you hear is Scotty saying: 'Slurry, get your damn hand off of my ass!'
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