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Topic: My letter to Santa
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FALLOUTGOD
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posted December 24, 2002 19:46
 
 
Dear Santa,I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jimmy's Christmas party. It was Scotty who spiked the punch with too much Gay Mountain Rum . I can't help it if I drank 666 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy. I thought it was funny when I put Jenny's panties on my head and danced the crazy chicken on the couch while singing `Marylin Manson's I don't like the drugs(but the drugs like me)'. I didn't mean to break Jimmy's door and don't know why Jimmy would sue me for GTA. I don't remember calling James Hooker's wife a fucking cow---even though she looked like one with white eye shadow and black lipstick! And when I threw up on Amy's husband's boobies, it was only because I ate too much of that special bud brownies thing. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my hummer through my neighbor's front door. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a suicidal dipshit and have me arrested for breaking in and entering! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all hung over and beaten. And I'm really not to blame for any of this traffiking drugs stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and damn yours, FALLOUTGOD (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 456,708 bucks! Go to make you own letterhere! -------------------- xcuse me while i kill my self blow my brain across the wall fuck you all, how do you do fuck me? fuck you too and now i end this all xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
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Posts: 389 | From: some-place-near-hell | Registered: Dec 2002
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jello
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posted December 24, 2002 21:32
I had nuthin to do...Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at ben's Christmas party. It was mazdak who spiked the punch with too much penis juice. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like penis breath. I thought it was funny when I put mariusz's G-String on my head and danced the flamenco on the mousepad while singing `life is life'. I didn't mean to break ben's nintendo and don't know why ben would sue me for rape. I don't remember calling Bob's wife a great pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick! And when I threw up on frought's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my lada through my neighbor's toilett. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a cocky pig and have me arrested for murder! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all gay and homo. And I'm really not to blame for any of this great stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and there yours, jello (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 69 bucks! "I can't help it if I drank 666 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pussy." lol, that part was great!
(i think it goes more into the stupid stuffs, but meh)
-------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Posts: 399 | From: montreal | Registered: Jul 2002
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Scotty the Great
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posted December 25, 2002 05:40
 
lmao, oh well! When I did mine, I thought it would be more funny to use people of the forum, so here it is:Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at FG's Christmas party. It was Ace who spiked the punch with too much liquid vagina. I can't help it if I drank 420 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like wet dog. I thought it was funny when I put jello's shoe on my head and danced the disco on the table while singing `D12 - Shit On You'. I didn't mean to break FG's TV and don't know why FG would sue me for attempted murder. I don't remember calling Stapes's wife a horny chicken---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick! And when I threw up on Slurry's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that anchovi. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 96 Dodge Neon through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a arroused cat and have me arrested for domestic abuse! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all excited and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this gigantic stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and eagerly yours, Scotty (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 420 bucks!
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Posts: 2906 | From: Wisconsin | Registered: May 2002
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Stapes
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posted December 25, 2002 14:20
 
Dear Santa,I have been a good Boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Scotty's Christmas party. It was Dustin who spiked the punch with too much Southern Comfort. I can't help it if I drank 1272 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Scotty's pussy. I thought it was funny when I put Justin's Bra on my head and danced the Tango on the One-Legged Stool while singing `I Just Wanna Fuck'. I didn't mean to break Scotty's Vibrator and don't know why Scotty would sue me for Sodomy. I don't remember calling Danny's wife a Urinating Bull---even though she looked like one with Orange eye shadow and Red lipstick! And when I threw up on Heather's husband's Nipples, it was only because I ate too much of that SAUSAGE!. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Dodge Viper through my neighbor's Bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a BIG Sex Monster and have me arrested for Beastiality! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fucked and up. And I'm really not to blame for any of this moron stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and Huh? yours, Stapes (Really a nice Boy!) P.S. It's only 1272 bucks!
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