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FALLOUTGOD
Wandering Hero
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posted February 13, 2003 18:31

....You all know what I'm brining up! It's tomorrow and if you read it then I'm sorry. This might be the best advice I will ever give to you. Besides don't piss in the direction the wind is coming from.

So let us get on with this, I have brought you here today to ponder love and such. THERE IS NONE! It is all infatuation, so we have to learn to live with it. However that is not really the point.

For you see every year on this cursed day we give gifts and usually get nothing back. Maybe a 5 seconds of apritiation "Hey!Thanks for the candy your so sweet! Now hand it over!" *munch munch much* "Oh those flowers are for me too?" *throws them in the trash along with my heart* Well this year will be difrent, I have purchased one box of candy and will buy flowers tomorrow. Why?!?! Well insted of WASTING money on multiple girls I have desided to wait and see which ones give me something. If they don't... well I don't care becuse it's their loss. If they do I pick out the one I like and give her the stuff tomorrow and say I'm sorry! If that dosen't work at least I didn't lose that much money as I would have before!

No aplusse is necematrsdrd *gets cans and other sharp objects thrown at him by the female audiance* ... damn whores *retreats from the missiles*

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xcuse me while i kill my self
blow my brain across the wall
fuck you all, how do you do
fuck me? fuck you too
and now i end this all

xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted February 13, 2003 20:01 I thought about doing a card saying on the first page: "I chochochooose you" With a nice heart. And then she flips the page and sees: "FOR SEXSEXSEX!!!!" showing a female on top of a male doing it out. All this in beautifull chrome style CG. But now we're the 13th and it's too late!!!! nooooooooooooo -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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FALLOUTGOD
Wandering Hero
Member # 94

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posted February 13, 2003 20:05

If I had a car I'd ask some semi-hot chicks to take a ride with me, smoke them out and then get it on! I mean how can they say now after you drove them in some far away place in the woods and they are so stoned they can't move?

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xcuse me while i kill my self
blow my brain across the wall
fuck you all, how do you do
fuck me? fuck you too
and now i end this all

xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

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Stapes
Paragon
Member # 2

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posted February 13, 2003 23:11

They can say it very easily FG. All they have to do is form an 'O' with their mouth and add an N sound before it.

As for valentine's day, I don't believe in it. Mainly because I don't have any females that I like that are single. I don't have any money to spend on a female, so that is another reason that I don't believe in it.

So all in all, I make out even with money!!!

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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted February 13, 2003 23:13 roflmao, I really think that both of you need to rethink your strategies Still, I'm not one to offer much advice myself. If I think of any, though, I'll let you know.
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Knight_Wolf Wandering Champion Member # 92 Member Rated:	posted February 13, 2003 23:21 lol yea I bet ya do even out with the money. As for me im to cheap and there are not any females that i had my eye on so all is good...I guess..... -------------------- If a man in a purple robe was crossing a bridge but snaps as he falls to his death and nobody is there to hear does he make a noise?
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Scotty the Great
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posted February 14, 2003 06:54

Yeah, I have the problem around here that no woman has succeeded in holding my interest for more than a week around here. If I want to ask someone out one day, I won't. Instead, I'll give it a few days and see if I'm still interested. So far, I haven't been, so I'm still single.

As for Valentine's Day, who needs it? Instead of spending the day on love, I'd rather spend the day making love. Then it would be much needed

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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted February 14, 2003 09:14 wolfy, that's cause there are no women in your section! -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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rad-x
Vault Citizen
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posted February 14, 2003 11:01

I didn't realise it was Valentine's Day until I walked through Cathkin (abandoned home of bust football team Third Lanark), where a man asks a lady with a dog whether he'll be chasing after the lassies today. And the woman gave a posh laugh.

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As I gaze up at the night sky in my own fair time, I look back down and see the devastation. This post-nuclear world. It's terrible. But at least we got Nuka-Cola, warm and flat, the drink of the post-apocalyptic civiliztion. Generation Next!

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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 15:29 Ah, viva the cultural differences!
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FALLOUTGOD Wandering Hero Member # 94 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 16:37 I'm lost wheres my change? -------------------- xcuse me while i kill my self blow my brain across the wall fuck you all, how do you do fuck me? fuck you too and now i end this all xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted February 14, 2003 17:05 ah man, valentine's day... and i didn't even masturbate! Heart in painfull fire, and broken dick, i'm left alone in another friday night to post on stgfc... well, i didn't understand ur story, ishootghoulsonsight. -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted February 14, 2003 17:06 don't end up like me kids, don't end up like me... -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 17:26 Jello, that is too fucking sick. Don't you ever post shit like that again. If you do, I won't be held responsible for my actions!
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FALLOUTGOD Wandering Hero Member # 94 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 17:31 nor will i but i'll be holding the shotgun when the feathers start flying -------------------- xcuse me while i kill my self blow my brain across the wall fuck you all, how do you do fuck me? fuck you too and now i end this all xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 17:34 I'll let you hold the shotgun! As long as I get the .50 Caliber with laser sights that are dead on!
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted February 14, 2003 17:49 what? FG you backstabber traitor! U say shit like this half of the time, and I don't complain, now you wanna shoot me? I'm gonna cut your gland, put it in your mouth, and sew your lips together. -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 19:39 Ok, I think it's time to get away from the violence. I don't care if you're being sarcastic or not, steer away from it.
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Stapes Paragon Member # 2 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 19:44 Sure, you aren't lenient when it comes to violence, but when it comes to other matters you just laugh your ass off? WHAT IS UP WITH YOU!
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FALLOUTGOD
Wandering Hero
Member # 94

Member Rated:

posted February 14, 2003 21:46

Yeah violance is funny check this out! *You have to have a strong stomach to handle this though*
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/iltow_100k.wmv

Plus jello I don't take sides I just help the ones that are winning.

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xcuse me while i kill my self
blow my brain across the wall
fuck you all, how do you do
fuck me? fuck you too
and now i end this all

xcuse me while...... i kill my seeeeeeeeeeeeeelf

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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted February 14, 2003 22:58 Violence is just a touchy subject. Well, not really, but if it gets out of hand it could lead to a flame war and shit like that. I don't want that to happen, so that's why I don't like it. [ February 14, 2003: Message edited by: Scotty the Great ]
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jello Wandering Hero Member # 77 Rate Member	posted February 16, 2003 16:23 omg, the utter gayness... dunno how long i can take it -------------------- jump on her and demand sex!
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Scotty the Great Paragon Member # 1 Member Rated:	posted February 16, 2003 17:04 Silence jello! Just remember, like almost all the rules here, all of 'em are rarely ever enforced at the Stupid Stuff forum, so you still got sort of a safe haven.
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