Even though it wasnt hard just boring god school on the last day was like going it slow motion we had last day os school on thursday but wendsday and thurs. we only had 3 periods but they were 2 hours each.....

ehhh glad its over fer now

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If a man in a purple robe was crossing a bridge but snaps as he falls to his death and nobody is there to hear does he make a noise?

Looney Laws

In Las Vegas its against the law to pawn your dentures.....

In Natoma, Kansas, its illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits......

It's also illegal to sleep with your boots on in Tulsa, Oklahoma.........

Git this its illegal in Vermont to whiistle under water....(Note that it is also impossible)

It's illegal to eat snakes in Kansas.......

In California its illegal to hunt whales from your automobile....And also its against the law to use your dirty underwear as a rag.....

The Maximum penalty for double parking in Minneapolis, Minnesota, is working on a chain gang with nothing to eat but bread and water......

[ June 07, 2003: Message edited by: Knight_Wolf ]

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If a man in a purple robe was crossing a bridge but snaps as he falls to his death and nobody is there to hear does he make a noise?

For the past 150 years, Bolivia has an averaged about one new government a year....

The Moon weighs about 81 billion ton (Give or take a ton).....

the first vehicle to use inflatable rubber tires: queen victoria's carriage, in 1846.......

Brazilian fans are so rowdy that many os the countrys sport fieldsare surrounded by moats.....

In the 19th century england attemting suicide was a crime punishable by death....(Wonder if it helped?)

japan has only half the population of the U.S., but buys 10 times as many comic books (hmmmmm)......

That white half-moon under your fingernail is an air pocket! no one knows why its there......

there are about 10,700 births abd 5,700 deaths every day in the U.S. (uneven stats?)..........

Mark Twain tried to convince children santa lived on the moon......(He couldn't)

A pound of houseflies contains more protein than a pound os beef....(Yum Yum)....

63% of shopping-mall santa's have a college degree...and 29% are fluent in sign language.....

Chickens snore..........(ZzZzZzZzZz)....

40% od M&M's are brown ......(thought so....)

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If a man in a purple robe was crossing a bridge but snaps as he falls to his death and nobody is there to hear does he make a noise?

I like this one, in Quebec, Canada its illegal to remove bandages in public!

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What is new is always evil, being that which wants to conquer and overthrow the old boundary markers and the old pieties; and only what is old is good. The good men are in all ages those who dig the old thoughts, digging deep and getting them to bear fruit - the farmers of the spirit. But eventually all land is depleted, and the ploughshare of evil must come again and again.

- Nietzsche

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What is new is always evil, being that which wants to conquer and overthrow the old boundary markers and the old pieties; and only what is old is good. The good men are in all ages those who dig the old thoughts, digging deep and getting them to bear fruit - the farmers of the spirit. But eventually all land is depleted, and the ploughshare of evil must come again and again.

- Nietzsche