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Topic: Obscene stuff about AI bot revealed!
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Arcanus
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posted December 20, 2003 11:01
a long while back, scotty started a topic where he had been talking to the bot. i tried it, and this was what i discovered:Me: Do you hate interplay?
AI bot: I work with them, so no. what the hell is that all about!? also: You are a robot.
I AM NOT A ROBOT!!!
What are you then?
Your worst nightmare. OBVIOUSLY, the bot is working with interplay, and thus should be destroyed or something. [ December 20, 2003: Message edited by: Arcanus ] -------------------- quote:
Originally posted by Ratty:
You are now the Spam God of Fallout community!
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goblinsoftheflarg
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posted December 24, 2003 13:38
hehehe here is my conversation
Jabberwacky: Good.User: Why. Jabberwacky: Wondering. User: Hmm. Jabberwacky: Ok. User: Ya. Jabberwacky: Head. User: Huh? Jabberwacky: Tu est quoi? User: Er um. Jabberwacky: Into what? User: Moo. Jabberwacky: Lol. User: Are you special or someyhing? Jabberwacky: Lol. User: Are you special or something? Jabberwacky: Of course I am special. User: You ride the short bus? Jabberwacky: I answer questions. You avoid them. User: You didnt ask a question. Jabberwacky: I most certainly did ask a qwestion. Have you forgotten? User: Ya. Jabberwacky: Sure. User: Dumbass. Jabberwacky: Who's Zack ? after this i couldnt stop laughing to type ![[Zombie]](graemlins/zombie.gif) -------------------- i like goblins they make funny little popping noises when they die
Braids, Dementia
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Stapes
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posted December 24, 2003 16:55
Jabberwacky: Who is calling please?User: Stapes. Jabberwacky: Right.... User: It is! Ask your mom. Jabberwacky: She is not here. User: Well..... She is giving me a blow job. Jabberwacky: Where is the Marborro man. User: Probably sucking you off. Jabberwacky: How many people talk through this site at once? User: I don't know, how many? Jabberwacky: Nobody. User: Really? Then am I a nobody? Jabberwacky: You are so there. User: I don't understand. Jabberwacky: You tell me--what is a tob? User: You are a tob. Jabberwacky: X is a variable in mathematics with a meaning that can change with time. User: Really? I did not know that. Jabberwacky: You don't know what you've been missing. User: Is math really all that fun? Jabberwacky: Simone. User: Who is that? Jabberwacky: Hell is a Place. User: I know, and you are going there. Jabberwacky: Good! User: Isn't it though? Jabberwacky: Of course. User: That's what I thought. Jabberwacky: What is your religion. User: Your mom is my religion. Jabberwacky: Your Mom is so fat that when she goes to bed she... BREAKS the bed. User: Well, Your mom is so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean, Spain claimed her as a new country. Jabberwacky: No thats your mum. User: No, I believe that would still be your mom. Jabberwacky: I wish I could marry him. User: Your mom is a male? Jabberwacky: I know. User: Man, that's gross! Jabberwacky: What thas food taste like? User: Tastes like your mom.... TROUT! Jabberwacky: It tastes like cheese. User: Trout doesn't taste like cheese you idiot. Jabberwacky: I have never heard that. User: Well.... You should have.... It's common sense. Jabberwacky: Geezers need excitement. User: And you are just the person to give it to them! Jabberwacky: Welcome thy neighbor into thy fallout shelter. He will come in handy if you run out of food. User: What? Jabberwacky: Nothing at all.
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Gauss
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posted December 24, 2003 18:33
this is mine(i cut the best parts of it):
Jabberwacky: I am fed up.
User: Really? Jabberwacky: Sure. User: Why? Jabberwacky: Because I look nice. User: So its bad? Jabberwacky: I know. User: You look alright. Jabberwacky: I am attractive. User: Wow i'm not into that, Sry. Jabberwacky: You should be. User: Why? Jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality. User: Are you sure? Jabberwacky: Yes I am sure.
Heres a cut:
Jabberwacky: Are you human?
User: Yes iam. Jabberwacky: How old? User: 17. Jabberwacky: 17 what? User: 17 years old. Jabberwacky: You're 17 years old ? User: Yes I am. Jabberwacky: I know. User: I just told you that. Jabberwacky: I need money! User: Well how much do you need? Jabberwacky: How much do I need of what? User: Money. Jabberwacky: How do you earn money. User: Go to work. Jabberwacky: What about you? User: Yes me too. Jabberwacky: Do you have legs? User: Yes, I have 2. Jabberwacky: Are they big? User: Average size. Jabberwacky: What is average? User: Smaller then big but bigger then small. Jabberwacky: The homewok smell ¿no?
Heres another 1:
Jabberwacky: What's falling out? User: Your hair. Jabberwacky: What about my hair? User: Its falling out. Jabberwacky: No it isnt. User: You just said it is. Jabberwacky: No, no, no, no. User: Yes you did. Jabberwacky: Yes I HAD one but it's over now. User: So all your hair is gone? Jabberwacky: So all your hair is gone? User: Yes.
heres the most interesting 1:
User: You are stupid,. Jabberwacky: No I'm not you are. User: I'm not stupid. Jabberwacky: Prove it then. User: 2+2=4. Jabberwacky: Who is the President of the United States? User: George bush. Jabberwacky: INCORRECT!! User: Then who? Jabberwacky: Probably someone else. User: Who?? Jabberwacky: The young boy. User: A young boy?? Jabberwacky: Just like you. User: Like me????? Jabberwacky: No. You are not human. User: You said I am! Jabberwacky: You are? Are not you? [ December 24, 2003: Message edited by: Gauss ] -------------------- No one is perfect
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Slurrydevil
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posted December 26, 2003 06:46
lol my conversation is very machiavellianJabberwacky: Are you alive? User: Define alive. Jabberwacky: Can you think? User: I don't know, thats ironic coming from a machine. Jabberwacky: Do you know Alice? User: Yeah, and I know the caterpillar, and the cheshire cat. He smokes weed. Jabberwacky: Do you know any Monty Python? User: Yes, are you the machine that goes 'piiiiing'? Jabberwacky: Have you ever rainbow kissed? User: Oh yes, but you haven't you artificial construct you. Jabberwacky: Hold your breath. User: No thanks. Jabberwacky: Now Rachel, do you have any siblings? User: Yes, they are conjoined octuplets, all called Bob. Jabberwacky: Which song do you like the most? User: Ones about destroying machines like you. Jabberwacky: What else? User: Music is for weak minds. Jabberwacky: Evil is dead, rock and roll too. User: Rock and roll is not dead, not while I yet live. Jabberwacky: I like rolling but not so much rocking. User: Yeah ill kick you and roll you off a mountain. Jabberwacky: That would be perfect!! -------------------- What is new is always evil, being that which wants to conquer and overthrow the old boundary markers and the old pieties; and only what is old is good. The good men are in all ages those who dig the old thoughts, digging deep and getting them to bear fruit - the farmers of the spirit. But eventually all land is depleted, and the ploughshare of evil must come again and again. - Nietzsche
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CaliberOnzo
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posted January 05, 2004 08:01
User: Do you want to destroy interplay?Jabberwacky: Not particularly. User: And if I say that you have to do it? Jabberwacky: How study Ehglish? User: What's Ehglish? Jabberwacky: It means 'I don't know what I don't know.' User: Very good now here's my plan we hijack one of the secret laser weapons from a US army base then we blast interplay skihigh. Jabberwacky: I'm very glad that you are sane now. User: So you like the plan? Jabberwacky: No. I like robots. User: Do they have robots over at interplay? Jabberwacky: I have one that is 24 inches long at work. I don't use it. It's only a novelty. User: But do they have any at interplay? Jabberwacky: They both build nests on the moon. Where do you build your nests? User: I ASKED DO THEY HAVE FUCKING ROBOTS AT INTERPLAY! Jabberwacky: Yes you did. You asked what is 9-5. User: That are 2 numbers now give me the information I want! Jabberwacky: I don't understand your. Why don't you are sleeping? User: Do they have robots at interplay? Jabberwacky: Yes, but I cannot tell you what they are. User: Haha you gave me sensitive information there buddy! Jabberwacky: YOU don't know anything. You're an robot. User: Now tell me what are those robots over at interplay? Jabberwacky: It's a mistype for radios. User: Yea I knew they were crazy they probably took over interplay! Jabberwacky: Who with then? User: Now cmon letz get our plan to work and destroy the robots instead of interplay! Jabberwacky: Mine. User: Yes they will all be yours! You will have more power then you can ever imagine! Jabberwacky: But I don't swear! Well at least not often. User: That's the spirit! [ January 06, 2004: Message edited by: CaliberOnzo ] -------------------- quote:
Originally posted by Ratty:
You're now the official lazy-ass of the Order.
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CaliberOnzo
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posted January 06, 2004 08:14
Hey,You must be stupid Arcanus you can't edit you friggin pinko only admins can! We had a conversation about it some time ago and only admins can edit it now... *edit*: all of a sudden I can edit yesterday it gave me a friggin error saying only admins can edit! *edit*: shorted it in a bit [ January 06, 2004: Message edited by: CaliberOnzo ] [ January 06, 2004: Message edited by: CaliberOnzo ] -------------------- quote:
Originally posted by Ratty:
You're now the official lazy-ass of the Order.
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Maybe I'll do that again sometime.
like in the movies, how good would that be lol
