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Topic: Goodbye KillorLive
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Scotty the Great
Paragon
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posted June 25, 2002 22:21
*A crowd awaits the entrance of Scotty the Great. Soon, the man walks out and takes a stand behind the podium. He clears his throat, waiting momentarily for the crowd to become silent*Okay, everyone, as you may know, KillorLive has been banned. Him and Ace entered into an agreement, which stated if one of them would insult the other, the one who posted the first insult would be banned. Just over two hours after agreeing to this, Killor flung an insult at Ace, claiming that Ace had no knowledge in any area except Fallout. I did what I had to do, and Killor has been banned from the forums. *Scotty pauses for a moment and looks out at the crowd. Some cheer, some boo* However, now that Killor is gone and there is no potential flame war between him and Ace, things around here are going to get moving again. With both of them around, flame wars would have been everywhere. This is no longer a threat. *the crowd cheers at the thought of moving forward* With that *the yelling of the crowd temporarily drowns out Scotty’s words. The speaker waits for silence to return* With that in mind, one of the first things that I am going to do is re-open the Proconsul forum. *the crowd goes wild* Of course, that doesn’t mean that the Proconsul is reinstated at this moment. Killor’s spot on the Proconsul, which was Head Scribe, needs to be filled. However, despite this, the rest of the Proconsul will return to their duties really soon. *The swarm of people in the audience goes crazy, cheering and shouting as much as they can. There is the sound of beer cans opening, and many cigarettes are lit up.* I’m not done yet, though. *the crowd goes back to anticipating what further the speaker has to say* Tychonez. Quinlan Vos. Ace Strider himself! Ace will be placed as Moderator once again. *more cheers are heard* Unfortunately, Ace won’t have the full power that he used to. I am still going to be the overall ruling power, and Ace can still be banned if he gets out of line. The powers of Mr. Strider at this time will just include closing any topics that are getting out of hand and leading to a flame war, and then informing me about the posts. In closing, thing are changing around here. Progress will be made! It’s time to move forward! *The crowd screams out and begins to rush the stage. The security guards are helpless against the masses* Goodnight everyone! More to come later! *Scotty the Great flees off of the stage, barely escaping the charge of people*
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posted June 26, 2002 00:18
posted June 26, 2002 07:38
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